You mean that's a pointless and dysfunctional way for a state government to work?!? Now you tell me!

I will sign up to be a poor white person for pie.

Hmmm… ewwww.

Just… wow. I'm going to be thinking about this for a while. She's never used a knife?!?

When I was a high school senior, my Earth/Space Science class watched Twister and were given a writing assignment where we explained the scientific inaccuracy of the film. As a joke, I turned in an essay about how improbable Bill Paxton's and Helen Hunt's relationship was. (I also wrote the thing I was supposed to…

*shrugs*

They'd like Hollywood to keep politics out of movies… somehow.

JT has surprisingly good comedic timing.

So… Jews. Like Sillstaw said.

Human? No, that doesn't work either….

More importantly: what does Exley's chiseled jaw make of this?

I wasn't even watching at that point. I checked out pretty early. But the AV Club comments were entertaining as hell. When the Best Picture flub happened, there were about fifty version of "WTF is going on?!?"

That was Kimmel? I remembered that "running out of time schtick", but I'd thought it was with another late night show. Fuck I know. Thanks!

I would have been fine with either. I had more of an emotional connection watching Moonlight, though.

So…
That happened.

Stein is blaming this blunder on vaccines.

Hopefully Trump.

I dunno if I trust a guy named Professor Boredom as the authority on what's facinating….

I'm laughing too hard at this. Holy fuck :D

I'd have been fine with that.