My cat just kicked me in the throat. They're all terrible.

"This is the problem with the media," says Corey Lewandowski, Donald Trump's former campaign manager.
"You guys took everything that Donald Trump said so literally.
"The American people didn't. They understood it."

And this is a bad thing how?

It's what he calls EVERY Muslim. That is, when he isn't calling them "bad hombres", "bad dudes", or "the bad".

You might mean candiru, which is a type of catfish.

Details details details…

Belief isn't evidence.

Elitist!

At what point could she not "stand the heat"?

And from Kenya.

Okay, dimbulb.

Yeah, I don't think I like that man.

The bone spurs are fake, but the dementia is real!

I don't think they know the difference between Sikhs and Muslims.

Oh, that explains why I'm bigger than a house with grotesquely writhing tumors.

Nevermind that it was a retributive attack based on ideology intended to influence public policy.

That Shelob was good eatin'.

Sex is a-okay if a man does it with a woman, but NOT if a woman does it with a man.

And shooting up clinics that provide contraceptives and abortion isn't terrorism.