AJJ!

You don't need carnations because you can have ALL the upvotes!

Naperville isn't Chicago.

I can understand that. I keep thinking people don't actually like me. It's a negative and self-perpetuating thought pattern. If it comes from a sense of inferiority, then identify the causes and take steps to fix them. (Now wasn't that simple?)

In high school on Valentine's Day students could buy carnations in different colors and send them to each other via our homerooms. (WHYYYYYY? WHY WOULD A HIGH SCHOOL THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA???) Inevitably, a couple students would end up with ridiculously huge bouquets. Most other students would get one or two from…

"I'm naturally really shy and introverted, but apparently women don't like that"

Yeeeeah, I'm also calling bs on that one.

Those letters weren't in response to DeVos' confirmation. They were criticizing Rauner for blocking $215 million for CPS due to Illinois STILL not having a budget.

Preeeetty sure this one's on Satan.

*sigh*
We are not on the same page here.

We're all pretty well trained to congregate whenever there's a new WOT.

If you need to take a day off from researching and writing your column, we'd all understand. Take care of yourself.

A lot of Iraqis helped the US as translators etc and are now trying to move here because they are targeted there.

Especially given that he's been popular since he was in high school almost ten years ago now.

A nice slim fish spatula? Please and thank you! They're called fish spatulas, but they work for so much more!

If you mean stuff from Income Disposal, then yeah. I thought this was a dumb feature until I got the Cowboy Bebop DVD for super cheap last December.

Oh, do you actually own bunnies?

Bunnies?

Not Marxist, perhaps. But pretty classic Stalinist.

They finally cleared that incredibly low bar!