The Onion should have saved this headline: http://www.theonion.com/art…

Are you very young or new to America?

Or a link or something. If I type 'nuke coverup' into Google who knows where I'll end up.

When was this?

Congress can challenge the orders if they're unconstitutional. Back when Obama was expected to sign an executive order restricting gun ownership, Republicans in Congress got their collective panties in a twist.

McKinnon's never not going to be gorgeous. Now her Conway is a suitably conniving, attention-seeking bullshit artist.

Depends. There are different procedures. And whether you use local or general anesthetic. And if there are additional complications/considerations. Starts at around $350 and goes up from there.

I only found a shortened version of it, but I wasn't trying very hard.

Why do you think they called it the Great Depression?

The latest ep had a pretty good musical video with Conway doing her thing before turning into a retake on Roxy from Chicago. I'd link it if I could find a video that plays. (The NBC site and my phone don't agree with each other.)

The last couple Conway impressions have dropped that angle.

Seen. You can delete.

Durbin's a good one.

I wish large urban centers could do the same.

Heck, I probably have a larger penis and I'm a lady.

I had no idea it was even an acronym and not just kids being lazy with consonants.

Ooo, what kind? I did al pastor.

Distraction helps me. I've been playing podcasts quietly on a timer as I fall asleep. Mostly history and science because they're engaging enough to keep my mind from drifting back into the anxiety vortex. Avoid politics and current events, even interview podcasts because those can get topical. I can't tell you how…

Pro: fewer TV-sized pictures of Donny boy when I'm just trying to catch the weather

This sounds like a job for 4th grade me!
*pushes up glasses defiantly*