“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

This comment section is gritty and knows how to hustle.

Reporting on the comment section. What a job.

Viper Scheele is the coolest fucking name in the world.

Grayson by far. It’s the Grayson Allen of names.

Ok, just debating this with Mrs Zoidberg. Which name is worse, Grayson or Peyton?

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

Where are the lines between team-building, paying your dues, and hazing (this is an actual question)?

Right, to humiliate him by making him wear women’s clothes, which most men would find embarrassing... because they think women are bad?

Apparently, they’ve also outlawed the drag bunt.

Can’t wait for the day when pseudo-intellectuals stop using the term dumpster fire or drumpf to describe the president/cy (not speaking as a conservative, just getting annoyed by it), but it ain’t going to happen.

Yeah Derrick Rose was a terrible WR for the Bears.

Deion Sanders was an absolute motherfucker in Super Tecmo Bowl.

If there’s one punter in the Hall of Fame, Hester belongs there. His bust in the Hall should be pointed away from the kickers with the head looking over his shoulder. Hester was the best, he belongs in the HoF.

I feel like he’s a special case for the Hall of Fame. Wildly famous when at his peak, admired by everyone around the league, terrifyingly good at what he did. Being the best ever, even at a relatively low leverage position, should count for something.

this is so great most kids these days are just destroyed by diabetes

When it comes to football team mascots destroying kids, no one did it better than Joe Paterno.

Speaking as someone who nearly choked to death while watching that Raptors mascot pratfall video a few years ago, and as one who is also entirely willing to countenance comedic violence towards children, I think I may have just slipped the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face of God...

that first clip of Shannon Sharpe is just disrespectful

He looks like Nickelback’s dad.