They should have had a special where Charlie Brown hits puberty, his voice cracks and he suddenly sounds like a trombone.

How about Fran Drescher!

Baby Guy Smiley.

Didn't they have middle-aged Statler and Waldorf on the show?

Is that where they had giant "babies" ice skating? I always found that unsettling.

That's what *they* want you to believe. You're the puppet!

You know what was even better than making a prank call? Turning a wrong number into a prank call! Whenever someone reached me with a wrong number my goal was to see how long I could pretend to be the person they were trying to reach. For example, if a redneck called looking for his dad I'd put on a middle aged redneck…

"I'm Bojack Pumpkins. Any questions?"

Nah, if the SOA team were involved Negan would have raped everyone to a terrible cover of The Wind Cries Mary

Seriously. This review alone is pushing 3,000 comments. Why the hell would they stop?

That Fear the Walking Dead exists solely to make The Walking Dead look brilliant in comparison.

I remember thinking that ESPN's scrolling sports scores was the greatest technological achievement ever.

Were people as failure obsessed back then? I mean, today it would be breaking news preceded by an explosive EPIC FAIL!!!! graphic.

If it were today Geraldo could have a hit series where people tune in week after week to watch him open up a different empty vault, manhole, closet, safe, etc.

A vault … of cock?

If The Americans is running on fumes by 1986 they could center an episode around a similar theme. Phil and Liz had been dumping bodies at that old hotel for years, but now they have to clear them out as Geraldo closes in!

I wondered the same thing. Now that we know the suits existed I assume one of the writers saw it in a store and basically reacted how the couple did to David Pumpkins. Although I could see them just having one buried in wardrobe.

I could totally see Nathan Fielder pitching this special to a network.

I mean, look at what we're doing? Sitting in front of screens reading, pondering and debating utterly nonsensical things like stupid TV specials from 30 years ago with strangers from all over the world. Hell, by morning there will probably be 3,000 comments on the goddamn Walking Dead review, every store in America is…

You had me really confused trying to remember when Morgan the character was dressed as a suave biker.