At this point, I’d be happy if he got primaried by another Republican. Or my Hefty bag of last week’s garbage took his seat.

I don’t know if he’s currently running uncontested, but even were that the case, were what? Over a year out from even the primaries? There will be others.

Its always fun to imagine how people have sex based on their music: the Lady from Beach House, all candles and baby oil and half asleep? The Black Keys would be like.... overcompensating? Tame Impala, weed sex. Animal Collective, shroom sex. Vampire Weekend... pass. My indie band sex fantasy involves Henry Rollins,…