Me too. It’s hard for me to find clothes that fit properly so I always buy multiples of anything that looks good. Same with shoes.

I used to work with a woman whose sister-in-law dated Brad Pitt in his early Hollywood days. The co-worker’s comment about the relationship was, “Do you know how he always looks as if he doesn’t bathe for days on end? Well, he actually doesn’t bathe for days on end.” Her sister-in-law was the one to end the…

While he was filming The Replacements in Baltimore, Keanu Reeves and his trainer used the same gym as a friend. He was frequently there at the same time as her and my friend would play it cool when she would see him, but Keanu would usually initiate a friendly greeting. One day, something came over my friend and she…

Yeah I tried to mix it up today bringing a nicer shirt to change into after the club, but it got wrinkled in the bag.  So I’m back to t shirts in 1 of three colors.  

$750k watch that tells you what sexy time it is? It's like the watchmakers know the very exact demo they're selling to.

Ok.. I’m old but I have SO. Many. Questions. Such as, but why, though? And exactly who is he addressing? Because I’d be like “you would have had a chance if you’d just handed me the $750k and asked nicely, but now it’s a no, fool”

Celebrities often wear the same outfits so that paparazzi cannot sell their photos. It looks like all the photos are taken on the same day and become worthless. Daniel Radcliffe did something similar http://mentalfloss.com/article/501844/daniel-radcliffe%E2%80%99s-clever-trick-evading-paparazzi

I highkey really hope Mindy Kaling’s daughter’s dad is BJ Novak.

Thank you for joining me for this episode of my podcast, Things That Are None Of My Fucking Business. 

I always *look* like I’m wearing the same outfit for a week or more. I have like 10 pairs of the same style jeans and 10 of the same style black tops. All comfy as hell.

This is the most important lesson - IRS agents watch television too!

I worry the rich don’t know how to enjoy being rich 

“Damn son, that watch is dope.”

There are things you learn along the path to actually making money that change you (assuming you earned that money): hard work, respect, a certain level of patience. Those things are evident in certain people on the show - Mauricio, even LVP’s husband Ken to some degree, the people who have genuinely had to work to…

Or, do commit it but then don’t continue to live a suspiciously lavish lifestyle on national TV, thereby arousing suspicion. 

An item to add: it will be painfully obvious to observers whether you really have the goods or don’t. I swear to you, it was Brian Moylan’s first Dorit mention in a recap that he said, “I’m reasonably certain the house is rented and/or they don’t have anywhere near the money they pretend to have.” The ones who really,…

This, honestly, is very solid advice.

Don’t forget the lesson from Giudices of RHONJ - don’t commit bankruptcy fraud.

There are a suspicious number of cleaning related posts in your history. 

and her name is strikingly similar to mine... Perhaps this is a pseudonym and you cracked the code?

It is astonishing how much of this I recognized solely from listening to Jolie Kerr’s podcast. I feel like she could have consulted for this article.