this is a perfect characterization!

i saw jacques a few weeks ago, having lunch outside solo while reading a book at a restaurant on broadway! i thought, if i were more interesting and quick witted i’d come up with something to say and go talk to him but i’m wasn’t really any of those things that day. also i was really sweaty because i’d just walked a…

hahaha— that little part was so weird but also hilarious to me. i’m going to start interjecting “i’ve been struggling to pay my student loans...for many years!!” at dinner parties with my friends. we don’t have insane fights like this so i’ll have to figure out the appropriate time to say it.

same! once again, i should’ve scrolled down first. i should always scroll down first when i’m late to dirtbag.

pretty sure ashley judd has a masters in public policy from harvard’s kennedy school of government, so, that’s probably how.

you are impressive; this is quite the breakdown!

i didn’t know pippa was engaged until i read this!

I feel like kourtney probably hasn’t slept with the game. mostly because it seems like that timing doesn’t make sense. but i’m also not sure about kim...so i’m thinking maybe khoe, kris, and kim or (please no) kylie?

she truly is. i think she can pull off anything.

hahahahahaha— I love this story

she’s also the woman christopher ended up marrying on the sopranos.

when i was in sixth grade someone stole my lunch out of my hallway cubby. somehow, just before lunch actually happened, someone figured out it was a girl in my class who i’d previously thought to be a friend (though not a close one). it was very creepy. in fact, the teachers and other adults in the principal’s office…

this took things to a slightly horrifying level but i still laughed heartily.

me too! we are soul sisters! or something sisters.

i think that jordan catalano was my actual sexual awakening but he was really just getting me ready for this leo. the balcony scene with the kissing in the pool and the morning after scene still give me all the feels (like, everywhere). plus, i still swoon when they first show him on the beach and when he is like…

i still listen to this soundtrack on a regular basis!

john was tybalt, king of cats. or prince of cats? something like that. harold whatshisname was mercutio. they were both great!

not me! i can never forget!

this is purely anecdotal but i am hot and also lots of fun in the sack (or out!).

i LOVE that pride and prejudice! i’ll pretty much watch it any time i see it on— even on oxygen where they cut off the last line and it sends me into a rage that is completely disproportionate to the offense. but it really is my very favorite part of the movie and i don’t like it when they ruin it by not including the…