ha! same. guess i should scroll down before commenting.

I read this wrong and thought you said you could feed your family for an entire week on her checks. I was like only a week? How big is your family? what kind of hedonistic eating are we talking about?

For those of you who stopped paying attention to Mel Gibson after What Women Want, Grigorieva is the one that supposedly leaked tapes of Gibson screaming racial slurs and obscenities to Radar in July 2010.

“the harge of airlines”

extra points for “chucklefaced nick cannon”.

same. i mean, not about one having been my mom’s boyfriend. but my parents just had their gay friends over with other couples for dinner parties and i totally got it without really thinking about it...right, james is bill’s boyfriend just like mary is steve’s wife. but can we get to what’s really important? will i get…

imagine how weird it must have been for him (and i guess still may be in many ways) being married to mariah, with so much of her devoted fan base being gay. like the universe was giving him opportunity after opportunity to work on that. guess he’s still got some work to do.

same.

this made me giggle.

also acceptable: Hillary-ous

she died the night before he was elected, if i remember correctly. it was heartbreaking.

this was fucking awesome. i cried. that woman is a badass. i wish my great grandmother, who died at 102 years old, could have lived to see this day or to see barack obama become president. it would have blown her mind.

<3 <3 <3

thank you for making me laugh a little through the tears. now that i’ve typed that i see it looks corny as hell but it’s true.

thank you, kara.

i enjoyed her semi-quiet indignation during her one-on-one interview at the rest of them making fun of her. “i was always prepared. no one had to wait.” i actually fully believe that ramona kept it sexy where diaphragms were concerned.

hahahahahahahahahaha

also, he clearly thinks these opinions are really great. i think he seems especially proud of the one about kanye which is not even a very original opinion, bill simmons.

was anthony anderson invited on the show because of his experience on the tnbc show, hang time? in my mind, he was.

ew. ew, ew, ew. that is so fucked up. (the situation, not your brother.)