*relationship with rene, not “to”.

hahaha— so is celine comparing her relationship to rene to beauty and the beast? don’t get me wrong, i enjoy that song (and sang it with the sixth grade chorus in a concert), it’s just a teensy bit hilarious to me. mostly because i suspect she did that little joke on purpose.

i was humming that song to myself the entire time i read this!

oh good call. if they’re getting married, that probably means that agustin got at least some of his shit together! you go, glen coco! he definitely shouldn’t fuck it up now; eddie is so great!

patrick was awful!

i am so excited for this! i really loved this show. i actually saw the guy who played brody (is that his name? richie’s bf) on the subway last year on the night of the finale and kind of had a hard time playing it cool and not geeking out.

yeah what is that? is he saying she’s not a prince fan? she doesn’t get why people are prince fans?

do you think he was trying to pull a kelsey grammer and set her up on the show as a “parting gift” or whatever? i have no idea about how she got on the show other than that she and her husband know dorinda and john.

basically an entire wall of their former bedroom folds away to have a completely unobstructed view of their gorgeous malibu view. it makes it like an indoor/outdoor room kind of thing.

extra points because she and judd have the same haircut!

“presente” really got me right in the gut. just lost it. didn’t realize how hard i’d been working to hold it together.

wow. wow, wow, wow.

for once i’m actually aware of one of these mind blowing realizations before you make them clear. i don’t know how to feel. probably because i’m still reeling from the 31 in baskin robbins.

mc lyte!

engaged and pregnant?! yikes. she is going to be so insufferable. (not because being engaged/pregnant inherently makes a person annoying, it’s just that i can see how those two things will give ashlee extra reasons to find ways to be annoying. i hope she proves me wrong.)

didn’t she also have a show on vh1 years ago? matchmaking or something? it’s not something i watched but for some reason i remember seeing a lot of commercials for it.

whoa, crying milania really hit me with all the feels.

well, we should all avoid shit-cunts...wipe front to back, people! utis are not fun.

hey, hey, i saw micky on the street a few weeks ago!

oh, gosh— i’m sorry! didn’t mean to dredge up bad stuff. good for you for being able to draw boundaries and keep toxicity out of your life. but i’m sorry that’s the situation...family toxicity is so tough.