i watched every episode of every season (two seasons, right?). for shame!

how does that go over at first? like, when the second son is like, “hey family, we’re getting married” or when his parents call extended family members to tell them...is it awkward? hilarious? horrible? totally makes sense, given the context? is it weird for her family? did her parents pay for any of these weddings?…

I know my calculus!

yes, this. every time these fuckers pass laws like this, or try to, and spout bullshit about all lives being sacred to them i yell at the screen/paper/void about how they don’t seem to give a shit about a whole lot of these sacred lives once they are here and sentient and hungry and needing education, health care and…

nope. nope, nope, nope to those assholes.

same! i loved that part. pure joy! it was just unabashedly adorable.

hahaha— yes! or tea staining fabric.

is what’s happening on her hands a result of spray tanning? i can’t stop looking at them. also, i’m not well versed in the details of faux tanning but i would think that it’s one of those things that rich people can get the very best version of. (sorry if that sentence made no sense, i‘m sick and on cold meds) my…

wait, so nick was on two seasons of the bachelorette? how does that happen? or was he a loser on one season and then became a bachelor and then later a loser from his season became the bachelorette? my only bachelor/bachelorette information comes from snippets i see if i’m at my mom’s house. she gives me shit for…

at the reunion, when andy asked her about the origin of “pat the puss” she 100% copped to it not being hers and being a longtime dancehall move. i was pleasantly surprised she knew it and gave credit where it was due. i guess that says something about me that i was surprised, but i was and found that to be a…

soso lives in my building!!! or at least did for a while, i haven’t seen her in a few months. she’s very nice when i see her at the mailboxes or elevator. i was watching season three when i first ran into her coming into the building and tried very hard not to show how excited i was to see her. i’m not super good at…

same! i loved cindy’s judaism storyline. i totally cried during her mikvah.

i read this yesterday while i was in a cab and when i got to your comment i started laughing uncontrollably like some kind of maniac. and then, for the remaining ten minutes of that cab ride i was trying (quite unsuccessfully) to stifle giggles. every time i composed myself, i remembered and started cracking up again.…

she also wrote a very sweet piece about her and jenna’s sisterhood for the latest vanity fair. as far as i can tell, those two seem like very nice humans.

oh, that’s actually less expensive than i was expecting from dyson. i’ll wait awhile to actually look it up. i am already lusting after too much stuff i can’t really afford right now. thanks!

i’m sorry, are you telling me that dyson makes a blow dryer now? i’m afraid to google it because i don’t want to cry when i see the price.

i’m really sorry you’re going through this. for what it’s worth, you seem like you’ve got a healthy perspective on what’s happening while also knowing that shit is getting even more real and all that comes with that (not that you asked my opinion). i’m glad for your aunt that she is able to make this decision for…

yeah, but it is at the met, right? the met is old and the bathrooms are pretty boring. i get what you’re saying though. they are a bit of a letdown in comparison to all the fancy.

NO.

i love her voice so much. the half-assed, rhythmless “dancing” the people in the audience do to her vocal stylings is excruciating but i kinda love it too.