“Yinz guys”??? Someone is from Pittsburgh!

Ha!

“...but it leaves many of us wondering if the punishment was too severe?”

Never! This is gold!

20 years of bad ideas...

My head hurts!

I think that was the joke

Your Honor I plead No Contest! This is Commenting in the 1st Degree!

“No sweetheart, I don’t think we’ll ever let girls play football, BUT if you fix that hair of yours, learn how to do your make-up, and stay away from all those snacks so you stay skinny, you could maybe be a cheerleader!!! One of those popular football players might even notice you and ask you on a date!! Doesn’t that…

Ok, 2 things:

That is all kinds of awesome!

Well this just makes me sad :(

Huh? I’ve never seen all those words in the same sentence before...

Seriously! They're building an army of racist D-bags over there. We need to save her!!

Ha!

Him? ...and

Nice! +1

I felt great despair after realizing I was able to comprehend this entire comment! ...And now my brain is talking (read: yelling) with a Boston/Patriots fan accent!

I can't wait!!! Literally better than the story itself!!!

This is a fair statement.