I tried to woo a girl with Silverchair patch on her bookbag by showing off my knowledge of  The Silver Chair, fourth book of the Chronicles of Narnia. I didn’t know Silverchair was a band.

An excellent idea. Male violence has been a problem for a while now so the ‘X’ category for gender (is gender still the same as sex or is that gone now???) will definitely alleviate this problem.

For fuck’s sake, just pay Kate Bush like 20 million dollars to play for 3 nights in a row.

Dear Loser,

And THIS is why I continue to defend Kim K. My love of her is based 99.9% on how much men and the thirsty vilify her.

Ah. The wonderful line where personal dislike for a reality star crosses into misogynistic hate for a successful woman. Like half the comments on Jez after any article featuring Kim. Delightful. Glad he got arrested.