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But if you really want them to stop you rub their nose in it.

No it was that bad, she tried to sex up/lounge sing the National Anthem.

Hot take: It wasn’t THAT bad.

a state of abnormally heightened self-dramatization

That bothered me more than my usual pet peeve (also above) regarding misuse of “begging the question.”

English teacher moment: “hurtling,” not “hurdling.” Unless the plane was leaping over fixed barriers, which would use up all the little paper bags.

Honestly, it wasn’t crazy hard or anything. I think I just made unfortunately solid contact. It was like I knew right away “oh shit, this is gonna be bad” and yep.

Yeah it was exceedingly uncomfortable just sitting there trying to do nothing but stare straight ahead like I cared what was happening on the screen.

You only have to graze nuts to make a guy feel like he wants to vomit. But for it to actually trigger the vom reflex, your strike has to be on point, accurate, and either ferociously hard and sharp, or savagely strong and grippy for a few seconds.

Sources told the Times that the woman unlocked her husband’s cellphone while he was sleeping by putting his unresponsive finger to its scanner and going through his messages.

Ugh, that sucks. I don’t condone violence, but a situation like that would leave anyone feeling punchy. And having to stew when all you want to do is have it out really requires expert-level willpower.

Oh my god, I can relate to this. Went through his phone when he went to the bathroom cause he had been pretty damn bad about hiding it earlier that day. Bam. Most recent text convo.

I love it.
I also love all the people commenting about it negatively on here who probably don’t even do decorations they are so lazy.

I am getting the impression this house may be somewhat remote? I did not see any other houses in the background and it looked awfully dark around it (no streetlights, etc.)

Denouncing is fine, you get to keep it. Renouncing, you lose it. Announcing, you tell everybody about it. Enunciating, you do so very clearly.

I’m starting to feel nostalgic for when I only knew Seagal as a hilariously lazy actor and action star who couldn’t do a brisk walk before getting red, sweaty and out of breath.

It’s not bad. Definitely props to the guy! Looks better than my crap. But you obviously have not been to Balboa Island in CA during Halloween.

Man Nick, do I hear you. When I realized I was atheist way back in high school I decided to stop saying “Bless you” and instead use the German counterpart. But the cultural conditioning is so hard to break. It’s basically a reflex: someone sneezes, and you say what you say because that’s what you learned when you were…

Posts like this make it more likely that other Lifehacker advice will be dismissed as nonsense from out of touch, Park Slope hipsters.