The 80s called. They left a message on the answering machine.

You can never put anything past people like that.

Laura Ingalls Wilder got married in a black dress. You could have knocked me over with a feather when I first read that book.

Good for you! This is a great way to learn to use a slow cooker. (I have the same issue with leftovers but for me, if I freeze them in those ceramic ramekins with the rubber lids, they feel like single-serving meals when I thaw and reheat them and it’s a lot easier to eat them that way.)

I know this is kinda late, but I had the same feeling you do about dresses when I got married. I ended up having my dress made very inexpensively. I picked a fashionable pattern, took it and fabric to a dressmaker, and she whipped everything up. It was a nice cotton tea-length gown with overlays of antique lace that…

One trembles to imagine the string of ex-girlfriends reading that story and breathing a silent prayer of relief that this fuckwidget has finally been semi-stopped.

HOW DARE ALL THOSE PEOPLE NOT CARE WHAT KIM DAVIS THINKS OR WANTS. HOW DARE THEY.

Pinkham, I am disappoint. I was really hoping the last story would be something about how the cheap-ass manager in the first story got his royal comeuppance or something. Karma is eyeing that guy and flicking ash off her cigarette in anticipation.

I introduced my husband to the concept of hiring in-town movers to pick up our stuff and take it to the new place. We box it all, they grab it and haul it and get it in the house. Cost? About $150. This past place ended up at $350 because it was upstairs and a tiny narrow staircase, but it was still totally worth the…

Advice for the ages. I had a friend who had a bumper sticker on his: “No, you cannot borrow my truck for the weekend.”

I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything right then.

Are we totally sure this isn’t a stuffed animal?

... you’re not dissuading me.

She looks like that old cartoon Bill Watterson did parodying Berkeley Breathed. Gal’s really getting into this kicking idea. I seriously had no idea people actually did that.

You have single-handedly made me want to watch the shit out of this show.

She already kind of is.

... they’re all called that. Subtitled, at least.

BEAUTIFUL.

When I worked for a satellite TV company, I had a dipshit in Galveston, Texas, get totally furious with me right after Katrina and Rita, because it would take THREE DAYS for his TV dish to be fixed. Let me stress: He lived in Galveston, and this was right after Katrina and Rita. Dude was lucky to be alive and to have…

It’s just another way of being racist in a manner that the racists in question think is more acceptable than whining about all those dark-skinned people invading MURRKA FUCK YEAR MURRKA—and to make sure that the folks outside the Kool Kids’ Klub understand exactly who is superior and who is inferior. Look at the…