When you burn yourself on your own hot take.

Ummmm she is Dm’ing with a teen about wanting to fuck his coworker. You don’t use a teen to discuss that shit. She is a being a predator by using a teen in her perverted bs. 

No, she’s trying to fuck a 29 year-old, and hit up a 17 year-old to get his contact info. Go back and read the whole thing and actually pay attention this time. 

Yeah it’s weird that this article is like, trying to Minority Report Noah Schnap instead of calling out Doja’s behavior.

Holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you, Emily?

Doja is an adult, messaging a child actor, asking him to help her sleep with his adult co-star.

THAT is what happened here.  Fuck right off with this horrible take.

Doja cat is consistently problematic and stupid. she frequently gets on instagram live and says vile, shitty stuff about people a lot less powerful, rich, and famous than she is. as many have pointed out, it’s really fucking weird she DM’d noah for this purpose. but it is infuriating that this article treats doja like…

Maybe, but we love to see accountability for rising movie stars who typically go on to be entitled fuckboys, and this is probably a good way for Schnapp to learn not to violate a woman’s privacy. If a little shit shared my DM slides, I’d probably be pissed too.

OMG this EXACTLY. You’re a grown woman asking a teen to hook you up with a co-star? And then drag said teen for talking about it? Take ALL the seats. Plus, calling Noah a snake or weasel will def not help you get a date with Quinn who I’m sure has much for affection for Noah than a woman he’s never met. Great…

This all damn day. Doja sent an unsolicited DM to a teen asking for help hooking up with his co-worker. Dude. This is the problem. Also, it’s 2022 and she’s still out here assuming that internet messages are private. This is the embodiment of “play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”  

Maybe, but we love to see accountability for rising movie stars who typically go on to be entitled fuckboys, and this is probably a good way for Schnapp to learn not to violate a woman’s privacy. If a little shit shared my DM slides, I’d probably be pissed too.

Be prepared for Satanic Panic 2.0 once the GQP get back control of the country.

The Satanic Panic never really ended.  This also opens the door for them making certain the Satanic Temple receives none of the public money they’re about to funnel to religious institutions, regardless of the fact they don’t actually believe in Satan. 

Jesus, he’s a tiresome human being.

The champagne glass thing is very Disney Channel Original Movie Doing Weird Science. Like maybe a Life Size remake where MGK takes Tyra’s role, I don’t know.

He thinks it makes him sound cool and edgy (frantic phone call, putting the shotgun in his mouth) but yeah it’s 100% abuse.  This is sick shit.

It’s honestly really hard to believe that he is in his 30s. This is some frat boy shit if I ever saw it.

I thought it was Kim in a top picture.

“Gather the Daughters" is not an instruction manual. Fuck these asshats. It's only been a week and I'm running out of swear words. Fuck. Fuuuuuuck. Ugh. 

Got my IUD and recently vasectomy’d partner. He’s not on social media but recently went public about his procedure and has been fielding questions from other men curious or on the fence. He said, if you know you’re done having or don’t want kids, it’s literally the easiest and most effective method someone with testes …

They're really, really pissed off they can't just outwardly fuck kids aren't they?