I’m not sure you can make a better case for getting rid of billionaires than Elon Musk. What is he even doing here? Does this guy, with all the money in the world, who owns two of the most interesting companies in the world, have nothing better to do than throw a $44 BILLION (remember, though, he’s cash poor!) temper…

Honestly, as much of a cesspool twitter is, the weird nerds are going to use the platform to simp billionaires and shit on minorities even more now, and I’d imagine it’s gonna turn into a second 4chan.

Even before the Fantastics Beasts movies it was becoming the original novels played to JK Rowling’s strengths because she wrote about what she knew: British politics, boarding schools, classism, racism, general fascistic tendencies. Within that arena she could make sympathetic characters and recognizable villainy in a…

Im not even gonna hide it.  I'm trans, and I politely say, eat shit JK I'm glad this movie is flopping.  Maybe if we're lucky there won't be two more sequels.  Nothing of value is lost, the quality isn't there and she is profiting from it.

I liked the Harry Potter books and I enjoyed the movies. I remember being somewhat bemused they were making another series based on... a monster manual side book? And starring Eddie Redmayne who, after first seeing him in the Danish Girl, I see basically acting the same in almost everything and it kind of annoys me. I…

Perhaps Grindelwald and Dumbledore are the “fantastic beasts”, and they are finding each other.

I thought Depp was a cringeworthy choice even before the Amber Heard stuff came out.  I love Mads, and he always plays an excellent villain, but this franchise has so many other problems that recasting Grindelwald doesn’t actually move the needle for me that much.

That’s what I thought back when this franchise was first announced. Being a nerdy farm boy, I thought a series about a magizoologist was tailor made for my interests. But instead of British wizarding Steve Irwin, we got this really awkward bloke with a suitcase menagerie who has become some sort of secret agent who…

I wanted this movie series to be like.. Pokémon or something, I guess?
More about adventuring to where these fantastic beasts are and explore different corners of the wizarding world. Help these creatures. Have small emotional stories connected to them.

The only Dumbledore related secret that I want to see explored is whether or not Aberforth was a goat fucker. 

Given Twitter stock spent most of 2021 at higher per share values than he’s offering, this is not a serious offer that he anticipates being accepted, this is waving his arms and shouting for attention because we all stopped looking at him for ten seconds.

So he wants to spend tens of billions of dollars to turn Twitter into 4chan (also, was 4chan profitable?). 

Why is he doing a Jim Ross impersonation in that photo?

Let this be a reminder to everyone: there is NO test they can perform which will reveal the use of abortion medications. NONE. They can and often will lie to you and say that they can detect them, but nope. So never never NEVER tell them you took the pills — there is nothing the pills can do which does not happen…

Arrest her on bullshit charges, plaster her picture all over the news, then release her on bail and let the demented zealots take care of the rest. Well done, Texas. This whole thing makes me sick.

It seems pretty counter intuitive to charge her with stealing something that she appears to have gone out of her way to avoid having in her possession.

As someone who has been to parties in my late teens / early 20's, I agree. Little physical fights, usually between guys who end up being great friends within a week or two.

I mean, it's trashy, but he didn't beat Chris Rock up. He slapped him.

I’m still in awe at how insane everyone went about this.

Imagine having the fucking gall to call yourself an anarchist while also going out of your way to be an abortion cop.