I’m not sure this is really advice, but speaking to my brother I mentioned that I (and people in general) don’t look at a person’s genitals before deciding they’re pants-wettingly attractive.

Oh yeah, I’ve noticed that trees are budding in my neighborhood. It’s supposed to get cold again, so that’s definitely no bueno.  

Oh man. Speaking of burning, I’ve been horribly wondering why people don’t set klansmen on fire when they’re all dressed up in those kkk robes & hoods.

This obsession with the media really scares me. This is all Fascism 101 isn’t it?

There’s this novel called Dinosaur Lords, and people ride dinosaurs in battle (and for other reasons, like horses). So there is an albino T-Red with a saddle who also does executions.

This is adorable!

Thank you.

Thank you. I am so much better now it’s almost unbelievable.

Thank you. Every time someone mentions paint thinner, I think about the belches, but I never talk about it because the story is something that generally makes people uncomfortable.

I know this is a joke, but over a decade ago I drank turpentine (among other things) in a failed (obviously) suicide attempt, and I just wanted to say that not only does it taste awful, but the belches were horrendous as well. Horrible belches, do not recommended.

Thank you :)

I’m so sorry for your loss.

Maybe give it some tomato food? It’s fertilizer ish for tomatoes (duh) but also useful for other plants.

Yay! CONGRATS!

That’s a very beautiful, and a very beautiful dog.

That’s an unexpected twist.  

I have no advice. I have a ridiculously difficult time getting off with oral. I finally got off once by oral after being with this guy for almost two years, and that was the last time I saw him before he ghosted and we broke up, so who knows if that was a fluke or I was finally getting comfortable enough with…

You’ve looked at modcloth, so you might want to look at unique-vintage.com. I love their dresses.

Ahhh! So cute!

I like to take baths, and I think I’m going to start using bath bombs/melts to kick it up a notch. I received a bath melt for my birthday a few months ago and it was extraordinary.