Haha I took down my decorations last week, but still haven’t put them away in their boxes.

Right? This video is adorable.

Yay! Congrats!

Sour milk covered, Nazi themed, soulless pricks fumbling disturbingly at each other like horny slugs.

Oh my. This is perfect!

They would probably take this comparison as a compliment.

You made my fucking night!

I don’t know if you’re aware, but the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children (NCMEC) has some resources re: children’s online safety. For children specifically is NetSmartz, which is a NCMEC website they can play on and learn about using the internet safety. It has cartoons and stuff (main character Clicky…

This is why I wear mom jeans! Not paparazzi though, just skum bags.

This is great, thanks for sharing!

I kinda see how the jealousy could happen, like it’d be nice if they actually cared about you enough. But of course if they did, this situation wouldn’t be what it is.

That is really pretty. Love the embroidered flowers.

Ew. God damn it. And good for you for yelling at him!

Ugh. I’m sorry. Parents like this are so... exhausting, on top of everything else. And people with normal families don’t seem to really understand.

Oh. My. God. -shudder-

Yeah, I really did not expect that.

Oh my.

This doesn’t sound like you’re the problem.

I like that.

I really enjoyed that too! At first I was going Mckayla would hit him, but I’m pleased nonetheless. As for Connor, I keep thinking “it should’ve been you,” also “you’re next.”