This is all very much correct.

I hear both. Do I win?

Patriots are down; Brady gets injured; Patriots win.

This is the correct take.

+1 trip down The Dalles

To good and pure to be ranked: Ghost Party

The author is abused of a notion, which notion is that use of the adjectival which is a stylistically necessary and good part of all DFW fanfic.

Oh goddamnit. Don’t make me regret being magnanimous. Nobody is talking about the Capitals! We don’t need to make this about the Capitals!

Yes. [exhales deeply and forlornly]

It is unendingly fun to make fun of Sidney Crosby for these things because when a guy plays on a team you don’t like, you make fun of that guy, but don’t start to drink your own Kool-Aid. He is one of the best hockey players of the last 15 years and that may be understating it. He makes me sputter and froth when he…

My mom’s dead. My priorities have not changed.

Dennis Leary - smoking weed doesn’t lead to other drugs; it leads to fucking carpentry. (or something along those lines)

But if they win the FA Cup, then they will qualify for Europa League.

I’m 32 and went to law school, and I only learned, like, two months ago how to spell “prerogative” correctly. Say what you will about the general [sic] throughout this mess, but props to David Carroll and Bobby Smith for going back to back there. 

I, foolishly, scrolled to the bottom to confirm that this episode was #1. Patrick and I are not on the same page.

Too low: 116. The Gang Goes Jihad (S2 E2)