Don’t sleep on the fact that they tagged Ezekiel Elliot, because, of course.

“Verlander can’t go more than seven innings anymore”

Have I been doing this wrong all this time? Am I supposed to actually type the word quote “quote” before putting in the quotes?

If he becomes a Hall of Famer and one of the best ever at his position and people in his own town are STILL adding an ‘n’, then we have a problem.

I understand it being capitalized in that context, but it is still capitalized when they’re talking about the team’s philosophy and not specifically the book. Maybe it’s still correct to capitalize it. I am still allowed to be annoyed by it.

Sounds to me that it’s not a lack of the Cardinal Way (I hate that they capitalize that), but a lack of draft picks working out. You draft like shit, that’s what is going to happen.

The patriotic pick-up truck for sure. Every time I see a huge truck roll by rocking dual American flags in the bed, I can’t help but marvel at what a huge asshole that guy is.

I LOVE playing GTA Online. Recently though, I’ve run into a problem. I love flying around on the oppressor and killing people. I enjoy flying the new planes they’ve released with enhanced weapons. The problem is, if you kill someone and destroy their personal vehicle, they label you a “bad sport.” Do it enough and…

I am 35 years old. Throughout my youth, the term “walk-off” was unheard of. But somewhere in there it gained traction. First there was the walk-off home run. Then a walk-off single. I’ve even heard of walk-off walks, walk-off wild pitches, or even walk-off balks.

came to say the same thing. Whenever I’ve seen a catcher miss a ball that hits the umpire, there’s immediately a “oh shit, my bad. Are you OK? reaction.” This clown just walks away from an ump who just hit the deck because he couldn’t get any leather on a fastball. What a chump.

Jim Leyland in 2006 I believe, same thing. Except he picks up right where he left off when the song ends. Maybe even angrier.

Visors....

Three takeaways from that clip:

I understand the knock on Big Ten basketball, but unsure how it applies here when a team puts up 68 points in the first half.

I love the level of thinking here. “We’d all be Millionaires.” Then they discuss selling the tape for 10 or 20k.

Whoa, that’s some seriously scary shit. Why haven’t you deleted your Facebook account?

Laugh all you want but he actually earned his degree from Ohio State Univer.....my bad, keep laughing.

I’m no MLB umpire but I believe the rules permit for you to block the plate if you have the ball.

When he played for Cleveland, they sold a T-Shirt that said “What Choo gonna do?!” featuring only a double ear flapped helmet on it. I really regret not buying that shirt, and I don’t even like the Indians! 

He started a playoff game, and won. Ask the Detroit Lions how often playoff wins come around.