This isn’t terrible, but it might make the bitching worse. “How can 2 of the 3 best teams in baseball not make the playoffs?!”

Nah, I agree with him. This year was an anomaly. You don’t need to switch systems to account for a wacky year. Pre-2012 the 97 win Cubs team would have had tee times yesterday.

Is this satire?

They “all” make millions or 1-2% of them? Eastern Michigan’s cross country head coach makes $67k.

Nats fans will need to get used to Scherzer throwing 100 pitches and being done. He admitted to telling Jim Leyland in game 2 of the 2013 ALCS that he was gassed after the 7th inning and barely throwing 100 pitches. You might remember the David Ortiz grand slam that turned the tide of that series the very next inning.

“I have told [Anna] I would pay for her to move out here w me and pay for her kidz,”

I feel like I will be very good at this. I teach third grade (it helps to be goofy) and once had a student tell me she was glad I wasn't her dad because I would embarrass her ALL THE TIME. I can't wait!

If you’re buying Lester’s story, I have some marvelous ocean-front property in South Dakota to sell you.

Alas, the old ‘straw man’.

Hate it. To me, this just increases the likelyhood of a game being won or (more likely) lost on the foot of the kicker which already happens WAY too often.

I’m going to claim ignorance here and plead for someone to explain this to me. Is season two not a continuation of season 1 that you would expect of most series?

Google image this chick’s name. The couple dozen pictures that come up (other than her mug shots) are professional shots of her at parties, many of which she’s holding a drink. Might want to get that shit down if you’re going with a not guilty plea....unless somehow that’s part of their angle.

Ha, fair enough

That uninterrupted stare into the camera while he’s chomping away in the second video is hilarious.

Those most fascinating part was the woman in the alligator video who exclaimed “I missed it!” moments after it happened. WTF?! There was a man standing 3 feet from an alligator holding food when it charged him. What could have possibly drawn her attention away from that in that moment?

Pull that skirt up, Alice!

It’s pretty straight forward. The winner between the NFL and MLB is College Football. Wait, what?

How about the rear end on that chick in blue at the very beginning. Wow!

The 'home alone' reaction by the guy in that obnoxious Boston hat made my day.

I’d change the pass interference call against the Cowboys late in the NFC wildcard game.