Similarly, I have 3 rules: Don’t lie to me; Don’t beat on me; and Don’t cheat on me. Break any of those and you can just move on down the road. Most anything else is negotiable.

I was ruthless. I took some scissors and snipped off the tip of the pacifier nipple. After a couple of days, I snipped off a little more, and then a little more, etc. After each reduction, my daughter would take it out of her mouth, look at it, then pop it back in, but when we got down to a really low point, she just…

It doesn’t make just you miserable, but those who have to be around you. I used to work for a guy that when his team lost (and it often did) I dreaded going to work since he was so angry he took it out on everyone around him and made all the rest of us miserable too.

The Iron Giant is one of my all time favorites, animated or otherwise. I can’t watch Beaches again. Last time I slipped up and watched it, I ended up calling an old friend, crying and telling her how much I love and miss her. She was concerned since that isn’t my usual behavior and asked me what was going on, I said I…

I taught my former husband how to drive a manual (although he would never admit that) since I was the one with the manual transmission car. It didn’t work out, but it wasn’t because of a clutch.

If you think they might be closed to the experience of watching porn with you, maybe start by asking them if they would like to read erotica together or better yet, to one another. Its probably socially more acceptable than straight up porn (and hotter, if you ask me).

That’s how I taught my daughter to drive, in my manual vehicle. Its what I have, so its what she learned in. My mother taught me by putting me at the bottom of a hill and she said when I got to the top of the hill, I would know how to drive a manual, and I did.

I never imagined I would fill a 1Tb hard drive, but it was pretty easy to do by just backing up files, pictures, etc., so 18Tb does not sound particularly outrageous anymore.

I never imagined I would fill a 1Tb hard drive, but it was pretty easy to do by just backing up files, pictures, etc.…

Its Lent, so if they can haul it into the local VFW, they will make the Friday night fish fry out of it. (Which is now available for carry out due to COVID.)

I would (much) rather “die alone” than be with someone who made me miserable my whole life. Two really can be the loneliest number.

Any chance you have had hearing loss and were unconsciously reading lips prior to masking?  

I would also feel guilty about winning the lottery, but, I would take the money anyway.

Its mine, all mine.

When I listed my old standard shift car for sale, I thought that would scare off a lot of buyers, but, in fact, I had several people more interested due to that fact. It was gone within 24 hours of the listing and I had a few people who asked me to keep their number in case that deal fell through.

If they did do anything, it wasn’t terribly effective because he kept on doing it. Small comfort was (for another incident a couple of years later, same kid) I had to call the Principal about it, and he wasn’t familiar with my kids name, he didn’t know her because she was never in trouble, but he sure knew the name of…

Kids overall, and her especially, are masters of the loophole.

I got a call from my daughters teacher in 4th grade, saying that she has been using the “F” word to this boy that picked on her (to be fair, he followed her around and drove her nuts all the way through high school graduation). We all talked about it, she said she learned it at the bus stop, the teacher said thought…

Trump is the last man in earth that I would want to watch as they tell him to turn his head and cough.

Give the owner a way to opt out of the dealership “offering” more, very expensive services to be done while the car is there. If I didn’t have to hear their up-selling every damn time, I would be a lot more inclined to take it in earlier.

Chuck Yeager (my grandmothers cousin) says it wasn’t him, but, he also denied the same stunt under a different bridge 1948, though 10,000 witnesses say otherwise....