So long as you are mixing up your scrambled egg recipe, the guy at the local Chinese restaurant told me to leave the salt out and add soy sauce instead. It was really good, though the eggs had a slightly darker tint (if looks matter over taste to you).

Public floggings should recommence for offenses such as these. I am not saying to kill them, but yeah, f’ck them up and broadcast it to discourage such entrepreneurialism in the future.

Me too, but since I am not sleeping anyway, why not go and scare the kiddies with tales of how we used to do it back in the day?

It is a dick move, but, the police have other problems now. Its not just near me either, I am hearing the same thing from a lot of co-workers and we are all from different areas/neighborhoods. 

Especially since I can’t go. 

I feel for Charles, and I am right there with him. Also in Ohio and also essential but non medical. Still working, same hours (more actually) but its really hard to sleep when a lot of the furloughed neighbors are blowing off fireworks and having loud parties till 4 a.m.  I am glad they are enjoying themselves, but,…

I never knew that was the same guy until I looked up Uncle Rico to see what you were talking about. 

The best character in that movie was Lazlo, the guy who lived in the closet.

Actually, the human children don’t want to eat you, but they are forced/bribed to do it by the human parents. The children resist, to the point of trying to feed you to the animals or hiding you from the parents in a napkin or on the floor, but the human parents force them by repeating the propaganda of “Vitamins”.

I talk to mine, name them, stroke them, sing to them, generally supportive and encouraging things and yes, my house looks like a jungle.  (You know how people keep pictures of the pets and kids on their phones?  I have my plants pictures in there.)

The mind is an amazing web. After my mom had a stroke, she lost part of her numbers. Example, she knew the word/what a “9" was, but she couldn’t find it on a phone to dial. I believe she lost all ability to see/recognize the figures, but knew the words, and could still count to some degree.

Cats were the first thing to enter my mind when I read the headline. They are better revenge hitters than the mob.

I am from Ohio and know for a fact that if you don’t haggle with the old men at the farmers market, they don’t respect you. Its not personal, its business and expected. Every time they see me, they smile and we have at it, its just part of the game.

Not only fatigue, but its also pretty expensive to volunteer, especially if it is not near your home. Finding a hotel is hard, since most are filled with displaced persons, and its hard to even find food since so many restaurants close to where you are working are closed due to the disaster. Historically, many…

Hand sanitizer probably tastes better than Gin does anyway.

Not having worn it, I cant say for sure, but during the drywall smashing portion, her body seems to be taking a lot of jarring and abuse, that looks worse for her than actually doing the work. My lower back hurts just from watching it.

They would have to hold trainings for people to learn how to use a rotary dialer.

I love his work, but I had to give up reading his books since I was having nightmares when I read them. He is a genius and/or a mad man.

And maybe some of them are using the situation to get new, cheaper, more desperate workers, willing to work in unsafe conditions for a lot less money, since the labor supply is a lot higher now.  I hope you are right, but life has taught me considerable cynicism where a dollar is concerned.

I don’t care about Zuckerberg or Facebook, but that top GIF looks like my facial expression during my yearly gynecological exam. I call it “cold speculum face”.