Tell her its Alexa and watch her yell into it. 

It will increase traffic on the lot, and as such, is an automatic win for the dealership. Every dealership will be trying to adopt animals if it means extra (webbed) foot traffic.  

I love that the dog was jealous. I wonder if the author will come home unexpectedly some day to find the dog cheating on her by cuddling up with the pillow.

A good article, but, we are not talking about the same thing. This isn’t about an angry Incel, (maybe a kinkster, but that doesn’automatically mean he is an Incel), and as from what he said, he isn’t seeking to exert his will over the she demon, but is willing to cede his will to her for the experience. If he is…

It would be an interesting list, to be sure.

Of course they do. That is a huge market and apparently under served.

Just hire a hooker and have her role play it. It will probably not even be in the top 25 of the weird requests she ever got.

“Compendium of information on herbal remedies, therapeutic bathing and astrological readings concerning the matters of the female mind, of the body, or reproduction, of parenting.”

America. We don’t just kill you, we kill the HELL out of you.

Something I didn’t see in the article that would be (at least for me) a concern is the fact that due to fracking, this region now has frequent earthquakes, and if the bedrock was not already fractured, it soon will be. I hope they are keeping in mind that while the area was not historically quake active, it sure is…

I am far from a child, but I have a chronic condition that causes frequent ear infections, and I can tell you what they cannot, and that its excruciating, unrelenting pain, often for days at a time, with terrible nausea and dizziness. I would rather give birth again than go through that.

Who says you have to have accounts at just one institution? Go where you get the best deal on each service you use, and since they are all on line anyway, you can transfer money through them as best suits your bottom line, not theirs.

Any time my phone rings, I just assume its a telemarketer. If I don’t know the number, no answer. No VM=no call back (and only a select few of those get calls back). Whatever they are selling, I don’t want.

Yes, but since she was tall (long) since birth, I always told her everyone wants to be tall (trying to help her not feel “different”). Finding clothes/shoes was/is a problem. I had to carry a copy of her birth certificate to get child prices at theaters, etc. She towered over most of her teachers, and due to her height…

I figured he got sick of our shit and was outta here for a better gig.

I saw the headline “Later, Losers” and I thought you were telling us you were leaving (I have gotten resignation letters along that line, and some even worse). Glad to know that is not the case.

My daughter was 6'1" by age 10 and she would heartily agree with you.

That may be true in the long term, but in the short term of a few generations, it answered some questions to which we had no answers before. We found an 80 year old family rumor to be true after all.

Because of one of those DNA kits, I was recently shocked (and thrilled!) to find that I have Melanesian roots. (For a generally boring, Angelo-saxon woman from Ohio, this was big news.) I can now count the Denisovans as possible family too, and I look forward to the research they are doing with this, as it now…

And prettier. And they don’t need a charge.  And if you want to use it to relax, throw it at someone.