I wasn't referring to me, since I can not have a pet now due to child's allergies. My last dog came from a shelter, and was he terribly spoiled (by me, of course) and very well fed (I had to hide his food or he helped himself). I do refer to most kids who want a pet, and, the $100+ (locally) does not include…

Another suggestion for getting an animal is looking in the newspaper or Craigs List (or even Freecycle) for animals people are giving away. Sadly, at the local shelter, its well over $100 to adopt any dog (mutts/pure breeds/young/old) , which makes it an impossible dream for many people, especially kids. That does…

If the couple thinks it is romantic, then it is. It was a rather large audience to take the risk of being told no, but since she said yes, it worked out ok. It could have gone horribly wrong.

She would sell a lot more jewelry if they were actual bird skulls. The creep factor is big bucks, especially in certain dark demographics.

I am far from Texas, but I have known a few Aggies and they were good folks. This story just confirmed that.

Those left behind should have the right to mourn free of harassment.

Its not Jalop, but, it's here. :)

I am pretty sure that is a rug.

Dear John: I think people would take you more seriously, and less as a whack job, if you would do something about that HAIR.

You get in my PayPal account, and its BAD.

Moral of the story: Keep doing bad things, but change your name a lot so its not as easily traced.

But will the 9 devices grow jealous of each other and pout when it gives more time to one of them than the rest? Will the resulting output grow resentful of the lack of resources given to them as opposed to the output of the other devices. Will the mouse then have a vision and call it all "Blessed of the Creator"…

Image the tip you need to leave the maid for cleaning that.

Another one is Sam in a Snow White costume.

That also includes the hardware which can run about $100 or more alone. To me it would be more cost effective than trying to find someone qualified to do it on my own, and the fact that I would then deal with Amazon if anything goes wrong.

I would definitely use this, if it was of a reasonable cost compared to others who do the same in my area. At least this way, if something happens I can go back to Amazon to make it right.

I was actually making fun of the old stereotypes of both men and women, by saying what is the cliche' "turn on" for each. Silicone and Cash.

You know what is interesting, is that all the responses were about the silicone, and not a single one about the cash, which is really opposite of what I expected.

I thought it looked like it was doing the Macarena (and having a really good time doing it).

Yes, I was joking.