I said 'Extended Director's Cut...' You know, 35 minutes of silence as they ate...

No 'Key to Time'?

Extended Director's Cut Shawarma Scene?

I'd rather have...

"...lots of people who aren't online and don't own computers."

If you have kids in school, you'll always be writing checks. PTA, dues, fees, t-shirts, etc. We hardly ever have cash on hand so a quick check written and send the kids on their way...

Looks 'shopped.

I'm sure there is a constellation of blogs devoted to totally regular Spongebob-ish children's entertainment...

I think Stewie said it all...

I'll be at my comic store

"I Will Stream Something I’ve Watched Like 300 Times Already Before I..."

You're right. It WAS Savage. Lamont came later in the Adventure Magazine.

"If the new Rocketeer comic book that came out today is any indication..."

I'm mixed about this. I LOVE the 1991 movie and Billy Campbell made for a spot-on Cliff Secord. And the 1991 story was really faithful to the comic. But there's some elements they can add to the reboot I would love to see:

+1

"Which they have to pencil in on a Xeroxed court document."

...and on the opposite end of the spectrum, see how Cuba has essentially stood still in time.

Irrelevent. She's DC/Vertigo.

Really? My experience is always:

CBS did it first and in 22 seconds...