Get your ass to John Carter!

Been drinking bourbon on the rocks for a few years now. It's gotten I can't even stand mixers in my drink.

I'm waiting for the movies...

Close to the end of the RotJ run of action figure and toys, they started creating these single-figure vehicles, 'inspired' by the movie.

No, it's just the Snow Troopers, molded in blue plastic instead.

This is my favorite Mal retort.

Now that this is officially debunked, can we please get back to developing personal rocket packs? It's the year 2000 +12, where's my rocketpack!

Okay, seriously...who doesn't?

Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run.

Found my new sig!

He shot that one scout trooper on Endor...and...and...threatened a droid...oh, and ran away from a trash compactor monster...

I get what you're saying. Clever :)

Nah, I'm betting the infected unborn child will somehow hold the cure for the disease or something.

"...all Marvel super hero comics priced at $3.99 will include codes for free digital copies..."

Yes, yes they are...

I actually sent off for one of these. I gave the cash to my sister, who wrote the check for it (since I was about 12 or 13 at the time) and mailed it off.

#becauseihavetohavetextforthiss...

For what it's worth - Taylor whats-his-name from the Twilight films is part Potawatomi.

There was...and stop calling me Shirley!

Oh God, THIS ^^