He’d be criminally liable for destroying those tapes, if they exist. Another charge of obstruction of justice. Furthermore, having raised the specter of those tapes in his tweet, he’d have to be incredibly stupid to destroy them now.

I totally know what they are, but for those that dont, and what losers those people are, what are these rings you speak of and what are their purpose?

That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

“We’re here to honor both baseball’s unwritten rules and America’s fallen heroes.” - New Era Cap Co.

I can’t even tell the teams apart because of those stupid fucking uniforms.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

ISIS would take responsibility for a ham sandwich.

The weirdo

The Celtics tried to play one-on-one defense on LeBron. That’s never going to work. Back to doubling or tripling him, I guess.

I spent a post-doc year in Raleigh, NC and my kid played in their local youth leagues. They were trying, let’s just say that. There were plenty of Canadian and New England ex-pats to coach, but even with the Hurricanes being decades into their NC tenure, the “culture” still isn’t there. My boy is a defenseman who has…

I am a long-time professional acquaintance of a guy in Nashville who never saw a hockey game in his life until the Preds showed up. On a whim, he bought 4 season tickets because he thought he could flip the big name teams. He went to the first game and has become, easily, the most psychotic hockey fan I’ve ever met…

Sox fan here. Knowing Deadspin’s attitude towards both teams, I think Deadspin’s rooting for the meteor.

I believe he’s used the “Fauxcahontas” verbal jab more than once already. He’s an incredible piece of garbage.

I’m an embarrassed Sox fan — Jones comes across as all class. I’m sure Schilling will take these words, make himself into the truly aggrieved party, then make a Pocahontas joke.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

That’s a solid “Daniel Kicks Johnny in the Face” on Simmons’ list of 14 80s Movies that Explain Celtics Playoff Losses (and Why Magic Actually Committed an Offensive Foul on the Baby Sky Hook).