I know we already saw the full cast list, but there's so many secrets to this season. I honestly wouldn't rule it out quite yet.

They've made a huge mistake.

I hope the families of the "Scream" victims finally feel a sense of satisfaction now that both Lillard and Ulrich are in TV jail on "Twin Peaks" and "Riverdale" (aka Twin Peaks Jr.)

Unacceptable. How dare this man produce content for his children to enjoy that does not specifically appeal to my interests?

Surprised this hasn't been brought up yet, but is anyone else kinda bummed that Trey Parker picked this as his first big family film to star in?

It could be worse. Your nose could be gushing blood….

"IT'S JUST ONE OF THEM DAYS!" - A tiny Fred Durst, popping suddenly out of the crumpled writer's brain cavity,

And let's be honest, he wasn't just "thinking" the wrong thing while watching Sailor Moon.

If anything, it will certainly affect their BMI

"WHOA WHOA WHAT ARE YOU….oh, hey look, my Timex! I was searching all over for that thing! Thanks again, buddy." (casually pulls up pants and walks out the door)

No, I meant Froggy from DareD….wait, you know what? FUCK Froggy from the '94 Little Rascals. Mullet-headed weirdo.

Froggy. A Million Times Froggy.

Well, that milk looks rather stringy, so….listen man, are you sure you really want me to go on here?

Based on the positioning, it looks more like the two superheroes are both aggressively humping the bottom of their respective cereal bowls.

I'm excited for the post-credits sequence where Baloo is seen getting his pilot's license, followed by a "SPIN IT!" musical stinger and an immediate cut to black.

There was always a penis there. I don't mean to cause panic, but there's obviously one of those Berenstein Bears alternate dimension things at play here.

On the topic of comic-book movie soundtracks, I will always be bothered by the fact that the Rollin's Band track "Ghost Rider" is on The Crow soundtrack, and not on either Ghost Rider soundtracks.

As long as they don't come between Me and My Fucking Gun, I don't care what these Reptiles do.

There's no creoles in Vermont.