Fuck off, cunt.

“when you play this game in the future”

Well, maybe you’re a stupid poopface, ever think of that?

But I’m more interested in the old school fight poster that’s peeling off the wall. Does that say Alex Riley versus Elias Samson? Maybe one of our eagle-eyed readers can read more of what’s on the poster or identify the original source.

Wow, it’s been 8 years since the original ME and I’m just now seeing this? Strange.

Only thing embarrassing here is your post.

In case you nerds need it (and judging by most of the parodies I’ve already seen, you seriously do), here’s an animated After Effects template I made of the Overwatch Play-Of-The-Game text, available for your downloading and parodying pleasure.

As a serious response to a silly article, it’s most likely just a mechanism jam... easiest way to get it open will be to use the old “straightened out paperclip in the little ejecty hole above the open button” method.

...me too.

Its going to totally fail to deliver on the hype considering a lot of people still don’t know what you can do in this game. Its a shame because this could of been a pretty amazing indie game but with all the attention its getting it feels like its just going to be an underwhelming faux aaa title because thats how its…

Casting for Strange himself had to be difficult, though - aside from the race issue, I don’t really see anyone being a better choice than Cumberbatch. He’s literally the perfect choice for the role, and the fact that race is an issue seems odd to me; this isn’t Avatar-level white-washing.

Aside from my gripes, re: the casting and how spectacularly white it is

More like an Inception vibe.

Damn. I like it.

It makes more sense when it’s meant to be ... apparently

I have never considered making a slow motion, sepia toned video of me crossing over a fat kid before. Now I know that my life is incomplete without one.

I wish, instead, he had been found guilty about rocketeering...

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

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