Fuck off, cunt.

“when you play this game in the future”

Well, maybe you’re a stupid poopface, ever think of that?

Word.

But I’m more interested in the old school fight poster that’s peeling off the wall. Does that say Alex Riley versus Elias Samson? Maybe one of our eagle-eyed readers can read more of what’s on the poster or identify the original source.

Wow, it’s been 8 years since the original ME and I’m just now seeing this? Strange.

Only thing embarrassing here is your post.

In case you nerds need it (and judging by most of the parodies I’ve already seen, you seriously do), here’s an animated After Effects template I made of the Overwatch Play-Of-The-Game text, available for your downloading and parodying pleasure.

As a serious response to a silly article, it’s most likely just a mechanism jam... easiest way to get it open will be to use the old “straightened out paperclip in the little ejecty hole above the open button” method.

...me too.

Oh, CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON BRAD

Its going to totally fail to deliver on the hype considering a lot of people still don’t know what you can do in this game. Its a shame because this could of been a pretty amazing indie game but with all the attention its getting it feels like its just going to be an underwhelming faux aaa title because thats how its…

The US space program, starting all the way back from the creation of NASA in 1958, has been played against the backdrop of crushing poverty for a segment of the American population. And this same argument has been brought up time and again against funding NASA’s space exploration. Just because things aren’t perfect on…

GOD. That whole episode was SO GOOD. Hell, just getting our first Bran flashback alone would have left me satisfied. Everyone is going to flip their shit at Jon, but we got to see young Ned and Benjen, and we got to see Lyanna for the FIRST time. Yound Old Nan, Willis and who I am assuming was Rodrick Cassel, since he…

More like an Inception vibe.

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

I agree that it's important to pay attention in physics class, however, while I enjoyed this article and found it informative, it was nearly incomprehensible due not to the science, but rather the deplorable writing. There must have been over 100 typos, grammatical errors, omissions, and repeat words in this article.…

A great look at this topic. This of course leads to The Euthanasia Coaster where you kill someone humanely (and excitingly!) with a constant 60 seconds of 10Gs using successively smaller clothoids.