They probably saw this chubby little German and thought "No way in hell this guy is a Athlete"
I agree he should be let in though.

"Person" as in in was one person (Me according to you) that went around saying this?
I have bought two 3DS's, they are great systems. This is about the Wii-U.

I always love people who try and convince comments or message boards about another users mental faculties when they can't even capitalize the starts of their sentences or "i" when talking about themselves. Are you in middle school? Having trouble with English class?

The Wii U is a disaster. It's a fact.

You are absolutely delusional, it appears you just googled "Nintendo Financial Chart" and posted it up with little to no understanding about what and WHEN it was describing. Even in your chart there is a sharp downward trend after the uncharacteristically big years in 2007-2010 from Wii.

Agreed. The 3DS is great, I love my XL.

Apparently he is still living in 2011. Must be nice.

Your little Excel chart there only goes up to 2011, and even then Nintendos numbers were dropping from the Wii heyday. It's a disaster.
Kotaku isn't the best, but the only one who's a joke here is you.

Oh no! All that art was awesome!
RIP.

My steam library recently topped the 500 mark, and I'm still not satisfied.

The Thing that sucks is this is the last day of the great winter sale, this I think will have an effect on the bottom line cashflow. Steam/valve can handle it, but it's a shame for the smaller indie dev's who might lose money because of this. Buncha assholes. :(

For posterity.
POST OF THE YEAR.

KOTAKU is a Bully.

Awesome, now this is Action Figures done right. Much better than the Ada Wong the other day.

That's what I thought too, but the "P" button is next to the "O."

Should have proofread. I guess thats commenters are for these days?

God bless those "Speculators."

So by that logic, the free copies of it they are giving out are fake too then I guess...

HE NEEDS TO GO TO A CLOTHES STORE!
I'm super bummed this is over? I thought it was going to just run through the holidays, new year or something. Now I'm kicking myself for not booting it up. Next year eh?

I especially like that blooper especially because the SAME anchor was in a SIMILAR blooper last year!

Because you don't capitalize "I" when you talk about yourself.