Explain this!

It's entirely possible he's dead.

Powers:
Shitting in Alleyways.
Pan Handling.
Alcoholism (Drunken Master)

If you're from the Crenshaw area, I Believe it.
Was he any good?

He's not actually singing!? I thought he had 10 brothers!
That's just his method to his madness. You ARE that guy.

Oh man, I just discovered Smooth McGroove as well.

I thought the same thing, but then again really the ocean or busy rivers/seas are worse and don't even have filtration or chlorine.

To be fair the part I didn't like was "Greatest Vacation Spot in America, Bar none."
I am half asleep, and I was like this fucking guy, he has not been to all the spots in America, and I'll be damned if I ever go to Wisconsin, let alone for a vacation.

I'm sure you're a nice chap. And you replied to a Street Fighter…

You took a post about a Chinese wave pool and made it about yourself and Wisconsin.

I've decided I don't like you.

Jesus Christ, I thought it was bad and then the camera Panned and I saw 10,000 more Chinese.... holy cow...Not enough chlorine in the world for that.

This is grotesque.

I was going to write something similar. So I did a google and found theres considerable debate...which, this being kotaku and all, I assume is about to open up.

I thought Ryu Was Slower but heavier attacks and Ken was Faster but slightly weaker.

Little did you know he is a crazy hobo.

Yeah, I dont mind the penguins much, and I actually like the rabbits.

The game pretty much lets you control who stays and who moves away, eventually I'll have more diversity and just keep my favorites.

That's hilarious.

I'm noticing lots of cool cats in your town.
Mine has a puppy, an anteater, 3 penguins, and 3 little rabbits. And the crazy clown ram Pietro just moved away. (Hallelujah)
Hoping for some more diversity eventually.

He lives like a homeless man.
That's hilarious.

The clouds are what make this accurate.

Battlefield is for gentlemen.
A civilized game for an uncivilized age.