I was going to make some pithy remark about being a recovering catholic and having guilt shoved down my throat at an early age, but I'll be damned if you didn't beat me to making that point.

But, have you ever forgiven someone for being an asshole to you?

Everyone, stop the presses, if you're living comfortably, you're doing it wrong.

At least you didn't turn us into newts.

- Where I am: Work.

Good reminder that a green light just means it's legal to enter an intersection... not that it's necessarily safe to enter one.

Aw, I thought this article was going to be about how I should stop playing with my phone and use it to make creative stuff.

I feel kind of bad to have this amazing tool in my pocket all of the time and then only use it to read crappy blogs and message boards.

Autodidactic Asphyxiation?

This is the beginning of the end.

Well, you know what they say, "absinthe makes the heart grow fonder"...

If you're the type of person who likes to fix things and solve problems, don't assume every complaint your SO makes is a troubleshooting request. Sometimes it's just about venting.

LOVE the music!

Lets not lie to ourselves

This isn't that surprising. The last time I ate a slice of Sbarro pizza I stripped naked and cried too.

Cattle mutilations. A race of people ventures to our planet from another star to...mutilate cattle.

Is it tin foil hat time already? How disappointing. It was going so well up until this point. :/

And don't tell me...the complete lack of any physical evidence is just proof of the conspiracy.

Those sound like perfectly viable and enjoyable hobbies to me.