"He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin," [Rebecca] Polihronis said. "Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white....and his lips looking so purple....and his hair looking so 'Dennis the Menace.'" #sammysosa

Since when did Ru Paul start dating the ugly Kardashian? #sammysosa

"Like most Albertans, I am deeply offended that this circumstance has occurred," said a statement signed by Ken Hughes...

It's been said that Shogun is Machida's polar opposite... Kind of makes you wonder what HE has for breakfast. #mma

(In an Indian accent:)

""And then when I was in the cell, while they processed me, they called me Steve Phillips, making fun of me."

I hope this isn't the beginning of a Favre-esque circus on Froggie's part. #gerbilvsfrog

...The one time that hockey players DIDN'T want to clutch and grab..

The holocaust was heinous.

Did they take down the O.J. murder scene, too? I heard that one was a lot more realistic.

"I apologize to soccer fans for any errors in terminology by me."