@Slagathorian: Save the trees and kill the children.: I just went and fought a few metal slimes whenever I felt it was getting a bit grindy.

@Batman: That's why I was always a female Shep. Jennifer Hale's voice acting is ridiculously superior.

@Anekanta - Re-Socialized Killbot: It's in "Thief of Time". The Auditors of the universe have difficult not following instructions and have no concept of being nonsensical so signs such as "Do not read this sign" and "Go left-" freak them out as they can't follow them.

@Anekanta - Re-Socialized Killbot: This reminds me of Pratchett. "Beware the Elephant." "Duck." "Go left -"

Um... I'm not entirely sure that Natalie Cassidy's new awful reality show in that last E4 clip has anything to do with Misfits...

@EnigmaNemesis: Look at Doctor Who, they managed to trademark the police box over the Met Police!

[The Word's End] should be [The World's End]

@Adam Whitehead: I must admit that I dislike it when books are re-released with a cover from a film or TV series. Totally screws with my lovely looking book collections.

@Lin-Z [linguist on duty]: I was picking up a Feast for Crows the other day and Waterstone's have Dance of Dragons scheduled for release in September 2011...

@The Sentient Meat: Considering the new MMO is set in the Old Republic World, this would surely explain why there's no KotOR 3 coming?

This is going to make me look really anal but there should be some corrections...

@woshiernog: First Amendment, I choose you?

Please please release a new Timesplitters - Timesplitters 2 was one of the first game my friends and I played multiplayer. As it was split screen we divided into teams and blue-tacked a flag down the middle of the TV so we couldn't see what the other side was up to!

My first time in Japan I had no idea what was going on with all the buttons. There was a button that just made the sound of a flush, one that changed power, and one that made water shoot out of the toilet and completely soak the wall...

@hot_heart: I'm English, it's forty. That is a fact. I didn't get my Oxford degree so I could watch people write "fourty" and let it slide.

Hey, I already have a feature length Thriller on the wonders of VHS. It's an extended version of the video for the song... that and Moonwalker were the prides of my movie collection growing up. Man, no wonder I got bullied.

@Serge.: Also met him this week. He gave me a Jaffa Cake, which was nice.

Seriously, if you're that bothered, go write your own game.

Empire gives this 5 stars, it's supposed to be fantastic.

@ceti: the food is hot, the tray is wet!