@Bugoongu: I know what you mean, I was pretty upset that they showed a fat mustachioed man being eaten by a dinosaur and excreted as an egg after beating him in straight sets. Before the watershed too.

@ezacharyk: Pre-furball apparently

@SharpnPointy: Valeyard wasn't the Doctor's 14th life, but an evil aspect of the doctor existing in between the 12th and 13th - he isn't an actual incarnation.

@8x10: It's probably the younger version of Amy...

@Al Swearengen hates cocksuckers: Oh my god! That's a travesty!

@Al Swearengen hates cocksuckers: shh - movie producers will hear you. They had better never even consider a C&H movie. However, I will accept Bill Watterson drawing some more - pleeeease?

@Showmeyomoves!: Aw, out of the entire spectrum of responses you could have come up with...

@Manly_McBeeferton: um... he means the new film he's directing: "Cowboys & Aliens" with Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford

I definitely think Kotaku-ites should start a process of queuing (lining) up for the most ridiculous of games with friends.

@NeöStarr: Sega also has one in Odaiba, Japan. It's mildly mental though, like visions of what everyone thought the "future" of gaming would be in the 80s: VR, arcade machines that spin round while you're in them and some very strange surfing ride that flings you from side to side as you try to position your feet…

@Evdor: What did Nintendo call "Dolphin"?

I remember, even as short a time ago as Final Fantasy VII, where there were SECRET characters. You could entirely miss them if you weren't careful, and could even miss them if you put the wrong responses in in conversations. It is really difficult to find anything worthwhile in games these days that is actually…

@miquonranger03: brailleboard

While the others were distracted, Carlisle moved in for a sweet touch of boob. And they'll never know...

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: Well considering the relevant legislation is called the Sex Discrimination Act...

@Blore07: Wolverhampton Wanderers: 1

@vitiumcloud: As someone who greatly enjoyed the game, I just thought I'd take a bit of time to respond to your comments and outline why I like it.

You wait, once released this game will have no parallel.

Um... if this doesn't respond to specific voice commands, can't you just beat it by placing it near a speaker?

@Little Mofreaky: This is possibly the most juvenile rubbish I have ever seen.