@relatively_speaking: Remember last week, when the little robots were fapping their rotor blades? Well in between now and then, one of their friends has just been... fapping.

I really think the logo looks like a younger Sonic - imagine him with smaller spikes and bigger more "cutesy" ears - and that worries me. However, if it is a reboot they may prequel the original. I just long for Robotnik to be putting animals in robots, and Sonic trying to stop him. Just Chaos Emeralds, no Super…

@trunkenmath: Quite a lot of it really really is. Writing a bunch of filth in a text message or sending someone a picture of your penis/breasts is far less debauched than the huge library of messed up stuff in porn. Also, not every teenager is out there waving their penis around for all to see. I'm not against porn,…

@dracosummoner: Unless the answer is "bu-"

@dracosummoner: What is the sound of one fist bumping?

Why is this metal, you may ask? Because this is in the middle of a mosh pit for Rammstein, and we're wearing glowsticks to incite the crowd. Threw a couple to random strangers too to lighten everyone up. They weren't happy.