Hee haz no skool today. The teechurs unyun has anuthur holidaye skejuld.

I recognize that it must take an enormous amount of courage for you to put a single-digit IQ on public display and I, for one, admire you for that,

Mor gibberish frum the teechurs unyun membur.

Accomplishments. Not getting appointed to something as a political accommodation.

You be? Yore englush is so gud I bet yore a publik skool teechur, in witch kase yoo no nuthing abowt anythng.

Please recite Hillary's qualifications. Please list tangible accomplishments.

Thank you for proving your ignorance. It's very refreshing that someone so astoundingly misinformed so proudly displays it in public.

Well. I will acknowledge that President Trump's academic credentials and business success pale in comparison to yours, but don't you think you are being a bit harsh?

Actually, Dan Rather has is. He's checking the font for accuracy.

Oh good. Another hipster dipsh*t's head exploding.

Wow. You really have no idea what you are talking about, do you? And yet you speak publicly.

Of course not. Hillary proved that. But having the talent, skill, intelligence and business acumen to take a moderately successful local developer of apartment houses (his father's business) and transform it into a global real estate powerhouse certainly is.

You are obviously so incredibly ignorant that you don't know that a statutorily provided for means of restructuring is a beneficial thing to a business, and that bankruptcy does not necessarily mean failure. "Great Boos Up" always means failure, but bankruptcy does not necessarily mean failure.

Ah. I see. you just chose to ignore it because it might make President Trump appear successful and highly qualified as a Chief Executive.

How AWESOME would America be today if Classy Fred Blassie had been President?

Thanks for adding that. Democrats to overlook things like his incredible success at business.

You sir, are brilliant! I can't wait to see President Johnson address The House of Representin'.

Absolutely. Imagine how great our country would be had it been run by Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, or, best of all, "Classy" Fred Blassie.

If it's dying, it's because of the emergence of a generation that thinks they should always get their way and if they don't they will have a screaming tantrum like they used to have when mommy and daddy wouldn't buy them the toy they wanted.

WOW! There is so much butt hurt here I can't imagine anyone will be able to buy Preparation H for the next six months.