Wtf is the brown stuff in the middle top section of the tray? Gravy? 

My favourite non Elm Street thing Englund has done was this deeply stupid so-bad-it’s-actually-pretty-watchable Phantom of the Opera adaptation in the 90s that was basically a slasher movie and included reincarnation or some shit.

I won’t be getting a PS5 for a while yet but thanks this is good to know! 

Korean salted fermented seafoods. Sometimes I can go through a jar of ojingojeot in a bit over a week. 

I’m not even an American but every time I think about how miserable Trump must be feeling currently it makes me smile. 

The time I was lazy and dressed as a vampire Slayer as per the Buffyverse, ie in regular jeans, regular spaghetti strap top and regular jacket, but holding a wooden stake. I was punished for my costume laziness when I drunkenly tripped on a bump in the grass and fell on my own stake. Fortunately was not the pointy…

I’m not American so apologies if this is an incorrect reading, but wasn’t it shown last election that you can’t go by the polls? Because a fair number of Trump viewers were simply not saying that’s how they’d vote? 

The drinking age being 21 is one of the (many) things I don’t get about America, as an outsider. Surely people don’t think that 18-20 year olds live away from home for maybe the first time, amongst a large community of peers, and don’t drink?? 

Here in Australia I’m watching the CNN live stream on YouTube. The commentator saying how “if nothing changes Joe Biden will be the next President” makes me worried viewers will interpret that as “I don’t have to do anything to help Biden win”. But I’m not American and don’t know how Americans think when they vote so…

Canonically (as of “Testaments”) Aunt Lydia was a judge before the collapse of America. I have a feeling that Aunt Amy wouldn’t be remotely interested in a redemption arc though. 

You forgot to include the line after the unnecessary description of the house layout “This will be very important later, trust me.”

Before they said he was friendly I actually asked if he was an evil ghost and they said no, apparently he just walks around and sometimes there’ll be lights switched off or on or things moved (usually tidied up!) when there’s nobody else around, LOL. 

I wouldn’t be totally surprised if he isn’t actually that sick, just freaking out in his usual cowardly way and they’re giving him placebos to pacify him while he tantrums and demands the best most bigly medicines... 

Like, some of them actually give their stories titles at the start. :/

A couple of my friends worked for a while in theatre in London everyone said was haunted by a WW2 era stage hand. He wasn’t killed in an on site accident, he apparently died elsewhere during the Blitz but loved his work so much that he went back to the theatre and kind of stayed there. I thought that was really sweet.

And remember: longer isn’t better, guys, pretty pls keep the unnecessary detail to a minimum kthnxbai

Yeah, normal rules of action and consequence don’t seem to apply to him. One of his ancestors must have made an epic pact with the devil or something. 

Sadly my gut says he’ll recover quickly, maybe it wasn’t that serious to begin with, and he’ll whip his fans into a lather with boasting about how see the “China plague” isn’t a big deal, it’s all a liberal conspiracy, and he’s twice as healthy as he’s ever been. Everything else seems to bounce off his soft wrinkly blu…

Haha I have the dream where the toilet stall door is messed up too! 

Hathaway looks like she’s having a blast. I’m down for this.