Depends on your mood. Crisp lettuce if you like floppy bacon, floppy lettuce if you like crisp bacon.

I am Australian so this kind of stuff is not of my culture, but a deep fried peanut butter and jam sandwich sounds incredible, I am just saying. 

At least he is not Larry Hemsworth. 

I sometimes think my dream last meal would be a big bowl of the bottom bits of Drumsticks (or Cornettos) with a glass of milk on the side. 

Reminder, as it’s touched on above but important enough I think it merits a paragraph on its own: an increasingly prevalent form of herpes transmission for women is genital HSV1 from receiving oral sex from someone who has oral HSV1. Mouth/face lesions aren’t always noticeable or identifiable, plus asymptotic shedding…

Getting punched in the face is a 0/10 would not recommend experience, IMHO. 

I’m not an artist or animator so I legit do not understand how Aslan in the Narnia movies from the early to mid 2000s was also a photorealistic totally CGI lion (and made with older technology too as the Narnia movies were years ago) yet somehow it feels like they were able to convey emotion and variation on his lion…

* a future woman, who is related to my character, kthnxbai

Here in Australia we got/still get Sesame Street, broadcast by our own public broadcast service, but I’m pretty sure we didn’t get Mr Rogers and I only know who he is because American pop culture is so pervasive. 

A BBC celebrity Red Nose Day sketch is exactly what I thought of.

Like seriously, everyone involved in this movie  from Hooper down is trolling us. We are being trolled. 

“On who though? Us to set if we’d watch this and pay money for it? The actors to see of they’d actually do this? The director and crew to see if they could get out with their sanity? The studio executives that have to fight the cognitive dissonance of knowing this will make money yet watching footage that is turned in…

I feel like this movie is a prank that has gotten very out of control. 

I feel like this movie is a prank that has just got very out of control. 

I bet my bottom dollar that if they cast a pop star/actor who’s known to be able to also sing as Eric, they’ll write a new song for the character like they did for Jasmine in the Aladdin movie where the character can be all 🎶 They have a longer running time to fill / Here is some exposition about my hopes and…

Remember how as a trailer for the original animation Disney ran the “Circle of Life” opening number up to the BOOM sound and THE LION KING title card, and people lost their fucking minds at how beautiful and epic it was, even though as a trailer it told you basically nothing about the plot etc? I kind of wish they’d…

That would be nice but as Nepotism Barbie is the only one who can handle daddy she gets to do what she likes. :/

Let’s be real the dementia is only one on a long list of reasons why he should not be the President.

She’s always around because she’s the offspring who’s most effective at managing dad when he starts sundowning. Everyone who’s been in a family where someone has dementia knows what I’m talking about.

I didn’t understand the “thrusting” concept. Is it like moving a finger?