i'm confused. is this saying paris is more dense than NYC? I've been to NYC, and i thought it was crowded. i've never been to paris, but all tv/movies/internet doesn't make it seem that bad. what am i missing?

Lolo means stupid in the hawaiian language. just sayin'

more than meets the eye.

did someone say black goo and quicksand? If it powers a phaser, it's all goo(d).

could be iOS 5.0, riiiight? if this is a software only gathering.

for a tablet, use 2 of them?

yeah, i want to see people writhing on the floor and vomitting, damnit!

been there, done that.

I had the idea to mount many laser pointers together into a gattling gun shaped rig (to increase laser surface area) and mount it onto a car pointing backwards to shoot at people who are tailgating you or for other reasons....

is there an app for this? i'm dead serious.

in the animal kingdom, 4 legged mammals still have the asshole above the peehole, and I don't know many 4 legged animals that wipe their buts. or do they? scratch on a tree? anyhoo, you'd think gravity of any feces flowing down to the urethra area would give more animals UTI's? yes/no?

and i don't see soap anywhere on the hedgehog either....

i'm surprised no one's plugged Atwood yet:

i thought of this guy.

helicoptering. you're doing it wrong.

i don't think you could regularily go to the same places every day and claim it to be your b-day. the help would eventually ask to see your ID.

they changed it this year from a coupon to a reward card, but it's still tasty!

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is this the side-kick or the arch nemesis of the Maille Man?

CAN. YOU. HEAR. ME. NOW?!?!?!?