I’d take a muppet over a bro any day.

I spoke to a volunteer fire fighter in SF. He was immensely worried that in the case of the next big earthquake, all the nurses, fire fighters, police and emergency units would not be able to get to the city. Imagine bridges being cut off or freeways that are blocked. No one actually lives in the city, so only those…

Le cringe!

He is also a spitting image in body and mind of my ex-boyfriend. Ugh.

I bet she didn’t eat that burger and fries.

Nooooooo, Kate Winslet was in it?

And it was only, like, 15 minutes of action!

UUUGh, just the theory of “alpha” and “beta” males makes me want to barf.

I’ve been looking for black overall with skinny-ish legs for ages. Where to get them? Anyone?

Yes, what a disappointing moment.

Why do celebrities who are drowning in money consistently get shit tattoos? They could, literally, fly out the world’s best artists to do some fantastic pieces on them. It’s seriously one of life’s great questions.

I was thinking the exact same thing!

Spot on.

She’s probably stretching the truth a little bit in the kind of way I have probably done on some resumes, too. It’s not like there is a lot of harm done, but I am sure actual athletes reading this issue are eye-rolling pretty hard.

Oh, exciting, I understand Wintour really dislikes Kim. I also feel like a dinosaur for having to ask.

Gigi played volleyball in high school, OK, so she’s KIND OF A BIG DEAL. Leave Gigi alone!

Looks like she played volleyball in high school and a bit of horseback riding at some unknown time. Do with that what you will. Over and out.

I’m about to google Gigi Hadid sport career or something to that effect. Will let you know if I find anything good.