... which might lead one to ask why Kendall’s not on the cover instead of Gigi. (We know why.)

I know, this reads as so many eye-rollingly pretend-tellectual messages I have exhanged with guys I was into. Ugh.

The first one is amazing, although appropriate contexts to use it in must be super rare.

The bigotry is strong with this one.

This is a tragic quote, in light of this event. I don’t know the story, but it sounds like access to guns did the exact opposite of protecting those two poor girls.

Never forget.

Imagine someone writing to a male meteorologist that he has boob fat? Mono-brow? Provocatively unbottened shirt? Colour-clashing tie?

Or an extension for your browser that asks “ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE YOU SOUND KIND OF LIKE AN ASSHOLE.” before you press send.

Thank you, thank you very much.

Clever.

Here come the Nicolas Cage gifs...

or

Same as it ever was.

Was about to post the same suit! David Byrne already did this, guys, could they for just once in their lifetime think of something novel?

Sounds like a great plot! I remember; funny outfits, explosions, attempts at witty remarks. Pretty generic, I know.

Mindy Kaling, is that you?

See, I watched that movie too and don’t remember any Nazis. My mind is like teflon for mediocre movies and plots. And historical events.

Octopi are the greatest, and I am totally on board for a cephalopod uprising. Love your username.

Is that in Inglorious Bastards he’s good at killing Nazis, Fassbender? I had to google their work, and realized I have watched a lot of the movies listed. I guess they both have a certain je ne sais quoi that makes them blend into the background. A unique skill, really.