Let’s not forget the coolest of all marine animals, though?

Me too! Mad biceps on this girl.

He’s the embodiment of ugggghhh

I wish kinja had a private messaging function because I would totally want to hear your cat trainer story. I once saw a guy perform with a lot of cats in Key West. He made them jump through hoops of fire, which they did, but they still looked completely unimpressed. It is one of the most underwhelming things I have…

I do the whole self-deprecating thing a lot to make jokes out of my (perceived) failures or tragedies (going through one right now, still considering how to spin it), and when people get serious and kind of cut through the BS I have become a master of fending off those concerns. But I think we all do, to some extent.

It probably isn’t appropriate to call it fascinating but you still had me like

I think it’s trending. Throw in abuse and you have a real winner of a human being.

Surely there is a special place in hell for people like this.

Who am I kidding, I always have time time to kill on googling stuff, even when I don’t.

I was such an awful child. But you are probably right about that, although I am sure she would be happy to have grandchildren at all.

When I was maybe six my family made a pineapple cake for my birthday. Apparently it was delicious, with fresh, sweet fruit, nothing canned. However, stubborn as I was, I refused to eat it (in spite of loving pineapple) and made a huge scene and was such a disappointed brat because, in my mind, they baked an onion cake…

At the same time I am really intrigued by these cases, what kind of person makes this stuff up and how did no one suspect anything. Maybe it is part of being so incredibly bad at lying myself. I devoured every second of the Jinx, for example. Still, I am not sure it would pique my interest enough to start watching…

I was insensitive in that comment, and it is very true that cancer is an unpredictable and multifaceted disease. It is just that it seems like the lie will always catch up with you, at some point people will ask about where you are treated and how it is going and really intricate details which are difficult to…

I was just going to say, there has been an overwhelming amount of these cases in the media, and for the life of me I do not get it. At some point someone is going to find out, it is a really short sighted solution. What happens when you don’t die or lose your hair within a couple of years? You try to let it slide,…

This hits home as I am applying for grad school this winter. However, I am a little disappointed they didn’t think to factor in how absolutely crippling the anxiety and doubt can be while waiting. Yay, you had a contingency plan, too bad you can’t use it because you are locked in your bedroom and haven’t eaten in days…

It’s a horrible thing to write or even think. No one could ever say this in regular society. They’d be destroyed for it.

I would recommend any woman to flip through the Game and read a few chapters (admittedly, I didn’t make it all the way through because ugh). It makes it really obvious when someone tries that shit on you, and once you realise that, you can reject them pretty directly without feeling like you have to be overwhelmingly…

I watched it in the cinema twice! I was never really an Amy Winehouse fan but there’s something haunting about the documentary. I wish I could have seen her perform in a small jazz club, which I think is the only setting that really does her talents justice (and the only venue she was comfortable in).