Please say they’re going to make Takeshi’s Castle part of the Olympics. Usain Bolt may be fast, but how fast is he when he runs through a door maze with “ghouls” ready to smother his face with ink?

Adam Silver needs to buy the rights to Roundball Rock from NBC or from John Tesh and make this the official anthem of the NBA.

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

Apparently I have created Frankenstein and he’s turned on his keeper - poor sense of humor and clamoring need for recognition, story checks out

I did that once. (Recorded a decent video in landscape mode.)

I can’t wait to ignore the outrage. This is fantastic :)

Except not really it is the illusion of going forward.

Their bewilderment at Kane taking every free kick was a delight.

There is the two or three weeks of “What could have possibly happened, I thought it was our year!” Followed by the constant rebuilding of delusions and subsequent bed-shitting.

Hello, I am Nigerian Director of Basketball Scouting. We have 7 foot center who averages 8 blocks a game and shoots 45% from 3 pt range. Please send us your Milwaukee Bucks roster and bank account numbers to verify compatibility of financial systems.

Steph Curry: The only guy whose pull-up foot-on-the-line during a 3-on-1 break is not a “NO NO NO NO NO YES” shot.

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

Dr. J was the truth. That windmill dink at the end of that top ten list might be the most emasculating act ever performed on a basketball court.

I would sprain my shoulder just imitating that move while sitting down.

100% agree, that’s why it gets bronze. 2 is the gold, but also gets the silver because everything else pales in comparison. 2 basically laps all the other versions, then the best imitator—Black—finishes.