It’s fucking Southerners, and it is the goddamn worst. “Pop” is annoyingly twee, but on balance, I’d much rather deal with that than fucking “Coke.” Seriously, if you are reading this and you call all soda “Coke,” you are terrible and you should feel bad about the fact that you are terrible. Never, ever trust a person…

until her boyfriend gave her up to the authorities

AWFUL. Ugghhh.
I went to a wedding where the bride and groom had everyone to stand on the dance floor while they performed a THIRTY MINUTE medley of songs. Not like, a funny medley. Just... sang together while they made everyone watch. They are not musicians. I mean, it’s your wedding, do what you want but...

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

Curvy doesn’t equal fat, you can be skinny and curvy, hater.