They all started doing that Jeter back-hand-up-time -out-while-they-dig-in-to-the-box-on-every-pitch bullshit. You don’t need a timeout to put your feet in the box, you fucking ballerina. There are a million reasons to hate Jeter (I’ll send you a link to my newsletter if you want), but this is the top of the list. …

Yeah, let’s make the Major Leagues more like beer league co-ed softball. Where’s the 5th inning mercy rule? Jesus, I don’t have all night to watch a sporting event.

Cooley is from Logan, Utah which is about 25 mins from where I’m from. The hot high school football rivalry goes way back (the baseball rivalry is fucking viscious and years ago was a threat to public safety, holy shit). He played at USU, where I went. I just loved that he was a local boy killing it in the NFL and…

Couldn’t you just let the cat shit in the yard for a few days?

I would have thrown a tow chain on it and dragged it out into the middle of the street for half a block or so. Not really very heavy lifting for a duelly HD diesel. The camaro gets nice big flat spots on all the tires and it fucks up the emergency brake and probably the transmission in the process. It’s weird, it…

That made my week. I could watch him do that all damn day and would pay good money for the pleasure.

Absolutely. I know Jean Galliano is not strictly French but his viscious Jew-baiting episode at a sidewalk cafe was utterly familiar to anyone who has spent time around the French when they are at their most unguarded. Parisians’ feelings toward Jews and immigrants is roughly the same as your most racist Southern…

The IOC could give a shit about inclusion. Russia, which is currently illegally occupying land outside its borders, just hosted. The IOC cares about money. End of list.

So let the IOC financially rape countries in central Asia who are dirt poor to begin with, just because the countries have “strongman” regimes? That’s a helpful suggestion. And fuck all those sorry fuckers who are building stadiums in Qatar, too, right?

You’re expecting way more subtle economic and financial analysis than HamNo is even remotely capable of. Just move on. He literally doesn’t know how financial markets work on even the Econ 101 level.

Will Hamilton Nolan ever write a post about what “we should do” about X problem that doesn’t sound like a sophomore’s letter to the editor in a small state school’s campus newspaper?

Totally agree and I’ll bet Emmylou would, too. Where Will I Be and Blackhawk might be one of the greatest album bookends ever. And the acoustic guitar on Going Back to Harlan . . . holy shit, I love that album.

I recently lived for 1 1/2 years without internet and only antenna broadcast tv. It was actually pretty great. I could do anything I needed to do online at work and I ended up watching a ton of PBS (the broadcast networks suck for the most part, though they have sports). I kept intending to get cable and internet…

I recently lived for 1 1/2 years without internet and only antenna broadcast tv. It was actually pretty great. I…

Spend six years in a POW camp being tortured everyday and then get elected to the US Senate and we can talk about politics, Mr. Pareene. How’s the temperature in your Brooklyn walk-up?

His hair got greyer in his late 40's . . . . kind of like mine did and lots of other human beings.

I fuckin’ hope every remaining second of his shit-sack life is spent looking in the mirror and listening to every sound, thinking that he’s about to be arrested and spend his last days in a rat-hole prison.

It is so hard for dudes who give 13 year olds quaaludes and then anally rape the 13 year olds. It’s tough to catch a break when you’re an award winning film dude who likes to drug and anally rape children. Harsh!

Thanks for identifying yourself as someone who is so unbelievably stupid that you don’t think anything Trump has done is problematic. I try to wrap my head around how someone that fucking dumb can exist. It’s you. You’re out there with internet and everything.

This is the kind of dumb, inattentive mistakes that 1L’s in the bottom third of the class at shitty law schools make.

I see what you mean, but that unruly town hall was held in a place where outraged liberals could show up without going to too much trouble, ten minutes fom downtown (for reference Salt Lake is about 310 miles and 5.5 hours away from another city in his district, Blanding, while one of the bigger cities, Vernal, is 3.5…