Conway accusing anyone else of being hapless is like Gwyneth accusing someone of being pretentious and out-of-touch. Pot, kettle, etc. Holy shit.

It is incredibly illiquid. I’ve been trying to sell a diamond ring for 2 years now and it’s very difficult unless you’re willing to take a bath and sell it to a dealer for a pittance.

The non-nude Playboy was actually pretty good. Some good articles and interesting, nicely shot pictorials that stopped just short of nudity. My progressive, feminist girlfriend picked up an issue that I had bought at the airport and after a while said, “shit, Playboy is pretty good.” I don’t have a problem with the…

Omarosa has always been terrible on her own. No one made her become terrible.

Stop trying to make “the Dubs” a thing.

Regardless of what Dylan said, Smokie Robinson, who I love and revere, is not the greatest American songwriter. Bob Dylan is. It’s like arguing about who the greatest NHL player is. Sure, Orr, Hull, Howe, Lemieux, etc. But everyone knows the top of that list is Gretzky. There is no argument.

When Gaga is just being herself she is unbelievably hot. News conference with the football t-shirt the other day? Hubba hubba.

It’s very easy to not buy UA because their products are garbage.

Fuck, this was 20 blocks from my house! How did I miss it? Last week I called his office and got a very weary-sounding aid who was, nonetheless, trying to be helpful. The only question I had was “When is Mr. Chaffetz going to stop being an embarrassment to the state of Utah by acting like a ignorant buffoon?” She…

If true, that’s probably the most pristine evidence of a narcissistic sociopath you could possibly imagine. People were rude to me so my friend is going to cut them from a team because of it.

It’s kind of a stupid tradition anyway, it’s abolition would not be that sad.

More normalized. All these years and we take for granted that one player on an American League roster doesn’t actually play baseball, he bats every few innings. It’s like having a rule in the NBA where a player does nothing but shoot free throws.

False. If the DH disappeared I would rejoice, as the Israelites rejoiced after the parting of the Red Sea. It survives because the player’s union knows that it extends the careers of lumbering giants who couldn’t pay the field if their life depended on it. Big Papi woulda had to retire three years ago if he had to…

The Rick fuckin’ Camp home run game on the Fourth of July in the 80's is still the funnest game I’ve ever watched. 19 innings with a game saving homer by a pitcher who probably coudn’t hit another homer in BP with 70 mph meatballs right over the plate. Extra innings = free baseball.

Yeah, let’s have some of those thrilling draws, like that boring as dirt game where they kick the ball around for hours.

It doesn’t really matter because they all think they’re going to live in the wonderful kingdom in the sky with the the magical Jew who is their imaginary friend. The long-term is of no consequence to people with a childish belief in the afterlife.

Your hair is your head suit.

Pretty much everyone is a peer to the queen. She’s a human being just like every other human being. No one hates trump more than me but the British monarchy is its own sordid and completely undemocratic institution. Elizabeth just happened to spring from the right uterus.

Man, can any industry hump a corpse for profit the way hip hop does?

If the footage is even created in the first place. “Whoops, forgot to hit the on button when I got out of my cruiser and confronted the suspect I eventually shot.” The body cams are great for good, honest cops. The dirtbag cops will find ways around the camera’s use a safeguard for public safety.